What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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Which race is the most racist?

The human one.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back?

You discussed me.

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

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What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

Why did the chicken knock knock?

Q - Why did the chicken cross the road? A - To see the idiot across the street. Q - Knock knock. (Who's there?) A - The chicken.