What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

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What is Minion's favourite brand?

Banana RepublicBANA

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!