Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.