To run their hands through their hair
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Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
A pocket full of shells.
Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s
When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.
Because they've no pockets to put things in !
Depends.
Help! My pocket's been picked!
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Lindt choclate.
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
DIP
When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -
One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
A gf gif gift grift
I can't believe someone would stoop so low.
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
In case Johnny Onion Rings!
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Milyennaires
They were calm and collected.
Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)
To the RESTaurant.
Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(
Because they can't count to
Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
A snooker table
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
They're both only three fifths of a person
Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.
One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
Neither like touching balls.
Single.
