To run their hands through their hair
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Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
A pocket full of shells.
Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s
When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.
Because they've no pockets to put things in !
Depends.
Help! My pocket's been picked!
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I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
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When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -
One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
A gf gif gift grift
I can't believe someone would stoop so low.
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
In case Johnny Onion Rings!
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Because they can only count to 3.
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
Count up to 25 on his fingers.
I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!
Well... If it's any constellation..."
Your in 8.
He wanted to go down on history.
Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Don't worry, I'm just amounting.
throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !
A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
So they can run their fingers through their hair.
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'