To run their hands through their hair
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Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
A pocket full of shells.
Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s
When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.
Because they've no pockets to put things in !
Depends.
Help! My pocket's been picked!
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Lindt choclate.
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
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When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -
One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
A gf gif gift grift
I can't believe someone would stoop so low.
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
In case Johnny Onion Rings!
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
Because it had ten tickles
Ten-tickles
Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
A snooker table
throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
Don't worry, I'm just amounting.
When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.
A: Scare spray.
You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.
An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !
