Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you make a moth bawl?

Hit him with a fly swatter.

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

Lead Singer Jokes More Lead Singer Jokes

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.