What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

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Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.

Law Suit Jokes More Law Suit Jokes

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!