How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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What's your favorite racial (but not racist) joke?

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!

How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

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What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change !

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What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".