What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

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What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

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What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.