What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

Previous Random Joke Next
Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

Deport Jokes More Deport Jokes

Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.

Lawnmower Jokes More Lawnmower Jokes

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.