What do you call saplings in the army?

the infantry

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

What do you call saplings in the army?

the infantry

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

What do you call saplings in the army?

the infantry