Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"

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Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

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What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.