Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.