Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

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Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

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What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.