How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

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What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

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Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.