How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

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What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

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How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

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Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!