Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
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They don't like triggers
A: More guns.
That's right. 10.
Show him what you're made of!
A good jumpurr !
Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Because Demeter stopped working.
Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.
Crossfit
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss
I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)
About as West as Taylor
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.
