Because if they didn't they'd fall over.
With no legs.
A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )
Because it was drunk.
Because she hasn't got arms !
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !