Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired. :)

What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

Flamingo Jokes More Flamingo Jokes

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.

Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !