Flamingo Jokes

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

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What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast?

Serie-a*l

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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How long does 8 sleep for?

Forever.

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac