What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.