Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

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Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.