Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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A sadder day.

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The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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Boo, DUH!!!

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.