How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

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What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .