How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

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How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

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What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!