What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.