What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

What's the difference between a lady and a laddy?

The D

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

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Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Outlaw Jokes More Outlaw Jokes

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people