What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.