What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What's your age ?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.