What is she doing?

the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

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What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

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What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

What is she doing?

the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."