What is she doing?

the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

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What is she doing?

the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal