What is she doing?

the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

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How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

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What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

How do you make a rabbit stew?

Keep it waiting.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal