Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.