Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.