What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

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How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

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How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

because he had no knees

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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit?

Rite Aid