What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

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Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

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Why did the boy like doing trigonometry?

Just cos.

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

What's the worst part about swim-up bars?

The watery stools

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Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.