What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

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How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

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How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.