What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Who's there ! Amahl ! Amahl who ?

Amahl shook up !

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What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

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What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.