What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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What's Shaking?

Not Ali....

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.