Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

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When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue