Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!