Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.