Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

Cookout Jokes More Cookout Jokes

What do you call it when dolls have a cookout?

Barbie-Q

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.