What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

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What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Where do birds meet for coffee ?

In a nest-cafe !

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What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log