Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.