He had too much thyme on his hands.
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I bought some thyme yesterday.
Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.
He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.
Well, this was a waste of Thyme."
They've got a lot of thyme on their hands
Cheech Marinade!
Because thyme heals all wounds. :D
He's a Thyme Lord
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
Universal cereal bus
It has 4 rabbits' feet.
Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.
My hands.
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
A: Tear gas.
Opens the car door.
None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.
So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now
He buys it from Starbucks...
drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men
A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')
9GAG
A pao-erful change
Sumday
A senior high school math problem.
