Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.