Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes