Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

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Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection