Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"

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Why Did the Italian Go to the Sauna?

For a self'a steam.

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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Why are black people unable to get a Ph.D.?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"

Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.