Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"

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What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

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Why do few black people have a PhD?

They have trouble getting past their masters.

Why are black people unable to get a Ph.D.?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

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Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"

Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.