What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

Where were the first French fries made?

in grease

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage