What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you say to a urinating Italian?

You're-a-pee'n

What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?

A spaghetto

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage