What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

What do you call a poor Italian community?

a spaghetto.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.