Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"