Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

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How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's a Japanese person's hangover cure?

Soba Noodles