Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How Many Feminist does it take to Screw SRSer ?

None, Even Feminist have standarts

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What does an excited Japanese horse say?

Oshio des neighhhhh

What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball