How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

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How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).