How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

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How do dogs do business?

Pro-bono

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath