What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.