Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

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How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

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How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

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What does a shaved otter look like?

Odder... Sorry

How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

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What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

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How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.