Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

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Why is school in Mexico a lot harder?

Because they have a lot of ese's

Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

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What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.