Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.