How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a teddy bear race ?

Ready teddy go !

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences