What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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He didn't have a Gar

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What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

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What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.