Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

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What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.