Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise."

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What's the worst part about being black?

Even the name has 'lack' in it

Why are all lesbians ill?

They lack vitamin D