Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

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What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.