What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

It used to be cross country but now it's rock climbing.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

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How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim