Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

Previous Random Joke Next

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard?

I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

Hellen Keller Jokes More Hellen Keller Jokes

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive?

Because she is a woman