Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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What is the most commonly heard four-letter word in a whorehouse?

Next!"

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

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What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

What would I be wearing?

Me: Oh, you'd be there, too

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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Why is Hellen Keller a bad driver?

Because she is dead.

Why shouldn't Hellen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman.