What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's THE dirtiest joke you know?

Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

Beautiful Woman Jokes More Beautiful Woman Jokes

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Smart Woman Jokes More Smart Woman Jokes

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.