What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

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What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

Beautiful Woman Jokes More Beautiful Woman Jokes

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

Smart Woman Jokes More Smart Woman Jokes

Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.