Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very hungry.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift