Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

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What do you call a Mexican garden hose in Canada?

Joseh

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!