Treeson.
Prisons are indoors.
Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.
With a Nine Inch Nail.
It pines.
With the chicken still around it
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.
Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."
He committed treeson.