Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

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What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

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What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

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What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.